The Best Kept Secret of WW II
(A musical farce formerly titled I Was a Teenage Werewolf for the Third Reich)
CAST of CHARACTERS
(in order of appearance)
NARRATOR/JACKIE - Seventeen year old Jackie O'Malley & his older self; both played by one actor
JOHN O'MALLEY - Jackie's father; middle-aged, jovial, Irish
HILDA O'MALLEY - Jackie's mother; middle-aged, stable, German
RHONDA - Jackie's girlfriend from next door
FRAULEIN BLUNDER - A passionate woman who will do anything to win her man
CLAUS - Blunder's able henchman
HEINRICH - Blunder's not so able henchman
ERNST HOFFNUNG - President of the German-American league, and much more
MRS. HOOVER - A cleaning lady, and much more
PROFESSOR COWAN - A really very mad scientist
SCENES
Act One, Scene One: The O'Malley living room, October, 1938
Act One, Scene Two: The laboratory of the infamous Professor Cowan, the next day
Act One Scene Three: The park, Halloween Eve
Act Two, Scene Four: The O'Malley living room, the next morning
Act Two, Scene Five: The park, Christmas Eve